And sometimes I still wonder what my wife even sees in me. I've always been good with women. Maybe this is why.

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover

You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

...This is all too much like how events could have unfolded

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I broke precog_painting's painting of Peter dead X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole eden_mccain's purse (30 points). In November I helped kateflew815 hide a body (-173 points) That would be Peter's or Linderman's. Last Thursday I gave raven_shanti it was her brother, but not an actual wet willie. We're not going to be talking literal here a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I didn't stop my brother from blowing up and let him kill .07% of the world population committed genocide... Sorry about that, thewatchmaker since we're going to have you take the blame for Peter (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5160 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, althatsexpected

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